Keeping Billy Ray Sober

Luis Morgado sits across from Billy Ray Cyrus in a quiet room, the air thick with unspoken tension. “Billy,” Luis begins, his tone calm but firm, “you’ve got the strength to quit drinking, but sometimes, the mind needs a little help to rewire itself.”

Billy leans back, skeptical. “You’re talking about therapy or something?”

Luis shakes his head. “Not therapy. Sleep hypnosis. It’s like planting seeds in your subconscious while you’re at your most relaxed state—when you’re asleep. Studies show a female voice works wonders for men trying to quit. It’s nurturing, calming. Think of it like a mother’s lullaby, but for your habits.”

Billy raises an eyebrow. “You think that’ll work for me?”

Luis leans forward. “It’s not about thinking—it’s about trying. You’ve got nothing to lose. Find a recording of a soft, confident female voice guiding you through affirmations. Play it as you fall asleep. Over time, you’ll notice the cravings start to fade. It’s not magic—it’s science.”

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Magic Carpet Ride

Scene: A lively coffee shop where Luis Morgado and Miley Cyrus are seated across from each other, sipping their drinks. Luis looks slightly nervous but excited, while Miley is curious and amused.


Luis Morgado: (smiling) “So, Miley, I have a confession to make. I’ve been a fan of yours since the Hannah Montana days. I’ve probably watched every episode at least three times.”

Miley Cyrus: (laughing) “Three times? That’s some serious dedication, Luis. You sure you’re not just trying to flatter me?”

Luis Morgado: (grinning) “Flattery? Maybe a little. But honestly, it’s true. And to prove it, I made something for you.”

Miley Cyrus: (raising an eyebrow, intrigued) “Oh yeah? What is it?”

Luis Morgado: “It’s a Disney-inspired Aladdin music video. You’re Jasmine, of course, and it’s got all the magic—flying carpets, glowing lanterns, and a sky full of stars. I thought it’d be the perfect way to show you how much I appreciate your Disney roots.”

Miley Cyrus: (blinking in surprise) “Wait, you made me a whole Aladdin video? Like, an actual video?”

Luis Morgado: “Yep. I spent weeks on it. I wanted it to feel like a real Disney love story, with a modern Miley twist.”

Miley Cyrus: (grinning, clearly touched) “Luis, that’s… honestly, that’s really sweet. No one’s ever made me an Aladdin video before.”

Luis Morgado: (playfully) “Well, I figured if anyone deserves to be a Disney princess, it’s you. Plus, it’s my way of saying I’m the right guy for you. Who else loves Hannah Montana reruns and makes custom Disney videos?”

Miley Cyrus: (laughing) “You’ve got a point there. Alright, Luis, I’ve got to see this masterpiece. But fair warning—if it’s as good as you say, you might just have to make a sequel.”

Luis Morgado: (grinning) “Deal. Maybe we’ll do a Beauty and the Beast next—only if I get to be the Beast, though.”

Miley Cyrus: (teasing) “We’ll see about that. First, show me this Aladdin magic.”


As they leave the coffee shop together, Miley looks genuinely intrigued, while Luis can’t help but smile, knowing he’s made a memorable impression.

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If I Had No Money Honey

Miley’s Protector

In gilded halls where chandeliers gleam,
Miley reigns like a queen in a dream.
Her diamonds sparkle, her silks caress,
Yet loneliness lingers beneath her success.

Her wealth is vast, her power supreme,
But shadows creep in her midnight scheme.
A heart that yearns for something more,
A shield, a sword, a love to adore.

Then comes a man with hands worn bare,
No riches to boast, no jewels to wear.
His gaze is steady, his spirit strong,
A melody fierce in a world gone wrong.

He stands as stone, unshaken, bold,
Though pockets are empty, his heart is gold.
Through storms of peril, he’ll guard her life,
A warrior’s heart, free from strife.

Miley learns what riches can’t buy,
A steadfast soul who won’t say goodbye.
Together they walk, through fire and rain,
A bond unbroken, beyond the mundane.

For strength is not in coins or land,
But in the grip of a loyal hand.
And Miley, the queen of a glittering throne,
Finds her true treasure in love alone.

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