Your Religion is Cool With Me

Dear Miley Cyrus,

I hope this letter finds you somewhere between a melody and a moment of peace. I’ve been meaning to say—your take on life, your energy, even your Discordian twist on things—it’s all cool with me. Chaos, humor, freedom… there’s something honest in that, something that cuts through all the noise.

I’m not here to complicate things. I like the idea that we can just be—no pressure, no script. Maybe that means laughing at the absurd, maybe it means finding meaning where others don’t even look. Either way, I’m along for it.

And hey, if the world ever feels like too much, we can always keep it simple—step away, grab a hot dog (no bun) on a Friday, and just exist for a while. No headlines, no expectations. Just two people sharing a small, grounded moment in a very strange universe.

Yours in good humor and open skies,
Luis Morgado

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Miley: Good News & Bad News – April 9th, 2026

👍 Good news

1. New music is performing well

  • Her latest single “Younger You” debuted strongly and even landed in the Top 10 in the U.K. right away.
  • The song ties into her Hannah Montana anniversary project, giving it both nostalgia and chart momentum.

2. Major career recognition

  • She received the Innovator Award at the iHeartRadio Music Awards 2026, highlighting her long-term influence in music and culture.

3. Big nostalgic comeback moment

  • She’s riding a wave of positive attention from the 20th anniversary of Hannah Montana, including a reunion special and new content.
  • Fans and media are celebrating her legacy and evolution.

4. Still culturally relevant

  • She’s dominating conversations—from fashion moments to music releases—showing she’s still a major pop figure in 2026.

👎 Bad news / challenges

1. No touring plans (for now)

  • Miley has said she doesn’t plan to tour, mainly due to vocal strain and personal well-being concerns.
  • That limits fan access and big revenue opportunities compared to other artists.

2. Skipped major events

  • She didn’t attend the 2026 Oscars, partly because she wasn’t nominated and is focusing on other projects.
  • Not a huge issue, but it shows less presence in the film/awards circuit this year.

3. Rumors and speculation

  • There’s ongoing online chatter (like pregnancy rumors), but nothing has been confirmed, which can create noise and distractions.

⚖️ Overall vibe

  • Upward momentum musically and culturally
  • More selective and controlled career choices (less touring, fewer appearances)

👉 In simple terms:
Miley Cyrus is winning artistically and culturally, but choosing a lower-intensity lifestyle, which comes with some trade-offs.

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Catching the Goof

Miley: “I hate Goofy. Out of all the Disney mascots, he’s the worst. Absolute worst.”

Luis: “Whoa… really? Even worse than Donald?”

Miley: “Donald’s temper is funny. Goofy? Just… chaos wrapped in orange pants. I can’t even.”

Joe: (grinning) “You know what this calls for?”

Luis: “What?”

Joe: “A Disneyland Club 33 vacation.”

Miley: (raises an eyebrow) “Club… what now?”

Joe: “Exclusive. Fancy. Private. And full of mischief.”

Luis: “Ohhh… I see where this is going.”

Joe: “Exactly. We let the kids handle Goofy.”

Miley: (gasping) “What do you mean ‘handle’?”

Luis: “I mean… a playful beat down. Nothing serious, just… imagine a swarm of pint-sized Avengers giving him a reality check.”

Miley: (laughs) “Okay… that might actually be the most fun I’ve ever had at Disney without losing my wallet.”

Joe: “Club 33, child-powered Goofy justice. It’s settled.”

Luis: “Let’s just hope Goofy survives with dignity… somehow. Some of the goofs are just Mexicans sweating in a costume. Not all of them are Jeffrey Epsteins”

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