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Like a Prayer

Dialogue Scene: Valentine’s Chaos

The three of them are gathered in a cozy, dimly lit room. String lights flicker like they might short-circuit any second. Luis is nursing a drink, looking skeptical. Joe lounges with a smug grin, wearing a subtle Eris symbol pin. Miley’s in full playful mode.

Luis: (leaning forward) Alright, Miley, be real with me. Is Joe really your Valentine? Or is this another one of those Discordian mind games where everything’s a joke until someone ends up covered in maple syrup?

Miley: (laughing, eyes sparkling at Joe) Of course he is, Luis. It is rare to find such a handsome Discordian. Most guys run from chaos. Joe? He is the chaos… in the best way.

Joe: (winking) Flattery will get you everywhere, babe. Especially on a day dedicated to love and mild acts of discord.

Luis: (shaking his head) You two are something else. Joe, man, what’s this I hear about your big “Psalm 133 peace plan”? You trying to mix holy scripture with Discordian weirdness now?

Miley: (grinning wide, suddenly standing up with dramatic flair) Oh, it’s brilliant, Luis. Joe’s been cooking up this whole unity thing—Psalm 133 style. “How good and pleasant it is when brothers and sisters dwell together in unity…” But with a proper chaotic twist, of course. No boring harmony. Real, messy, beautiful unity.

She starts swaying, voice kicking in like she’s on stage. Her rendition is soulful, playful, and a little unhinged—pure Miley energy.

Miley: (singing, building up) Life is a mystery… Everyone must stand alone… I hear you call my name And it feels like home…

She grabs Joe’s hand, pulling him up with her, still singing.

Miley: (continuing, louder and more passionate) When you call my name It’s like a little prayer… I’m down on my knees I wanna take you there…

Miley: (breaking briefly, eyes on Joe) I’m really hoping your Psalm 133 peace plan works out, babe. All that talk of unity and blessing… but the Discordian way. No forced peace. The kind where we all argue, laugh, spill hot sauce on everything, and still end up closer.

Joe: (chuckling, squeezing her hand) It’ll work, love. A little Eris energy to keep it spicy. Psalm 133 meets the Principia. Unity through beautiful confusion.

Luis: (half-laughing, half-exasperated) You guys are gonna start a cult. Or a really weird couple’s therapy group. I’m just saying… if the peace plan involves pineal glands or exploding hot dogs, I’m out.

Miley: (still humming the melody, leaning into Joe) Too late, Luis. You’re already part of the unity. In the midnight hour… I can feel your power…

Joe: (to Luis) See? She’s praying and plotting holy discord. Best Valentine ever.

Luis: (raising his glass in mock defeat) Fine. To Psalm 133… and whatever chaos comes with it.

The three clink glasses as Miley launches back into the chorus, voice echoing with hope, mischief, and that signature Madonna cover swagger.

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Black Dog

Luis: Hey Joe, you got a minute? It’s been a rough week emotionally. Hannah—my black dog—died years ago now, but the anniversary always sneaks up on me. She was such a constant companion. Some days it feels like it just happened.

Joe: I remember Hannah. She had that gentle spirit. Time helps, but certain losses stay with you. How are you feeling about it these days?

Luis: It’s a quieter grief now, but it’s still there. Losing her made me think a lot about Churchill and his “black dog”—that phrase he used for his depression. He fought those dark moods his whole life while doing monumental things. When Hannah died, it felt like my own black dog showed up again. But music became a big part of working through it.

Joe: That connection makes sense. Grief doesn’t have an expiration date.

Luis: No, it doesn’t. I turned to Led Zeppelin’s “Black Dog” a lot back then. I always pictured it being named after Churchill and his depressions—that powerful, restless energy in the song mirrored what I was feeling. The riff hits like a wave of emotion, but it also pulls you forward. Over time, it became part of my music therapy routine. Listening, even playing along on guitar a little, helped me process the sadness without getting stuck in it. Research shows music can reduce stress hormones and spark feel-good chemicals that ease grief. It gave me a way to honor Hannah instead of just missing her.

Joe: Music therapy is powerful for that reason. It meets you where you are—whether you need to feel the pain or move through it. Sounds like it helped transform that loss into something you could carry more lightly.

Luis: It really did. Years later, I can smile thinking about her while the song plays. Hannah was my antidote to the black dog. Now the music keeps some of that light alive. If you’re up for it, we should throw on some Zeppelin and reminisce. She’d approve.

Joe: I’m in. To Hannah, and to the healing power of a good riff. I’m always here if you want to talk more.

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Agents of Order

Chat Log: “Red Pill Lounge” Discord Server (Late night voice chat turns into text spam)

Luis (typing furiously): Yo, has anyone else been noticing how the internet feels like it’s crawling with Agent Smiths lately? Like, not the cool Hugo Weaving ones, but these digital enforcers popping up everywhere. One minute you’re posting a spicy meme, next minute your account gets shadowbanned into oblivion. Agents of Order, man. They’re multiplying.

Miley: LMAOOOO Luis you’re deep in the Matrix again huh? But fr tho… Agent Smith vibes are real. Remember when that one “community note” squad descended on my thread about [redacted controversial topic]? It was like they all copied the same suit and sunglasses template. “Mr. Anderson… we’ve been waiting for you.” Except it’s just some mod with a superiority complex. 😂

Joe: Haha, agents of order confirmed. They’re the programs keeping the simulation running smooth. You step out of line—question the narrative, post the wrong statistic, or god forbid make a joke that doesn’t age well—and boom. They overwrite your post, delete your comments, and replicate across every platform. Smith didn’t just want to destroy Neo; he wanted to become the system. That’s what these content moderators and algorithm gods are doing. They hate the messiness of actual humans.

Luis: Exactly, Joe. Smith’s whole thing was “I hate this place, this zoo, this prison.” But he couldn’t leave. Same with these online hall monitors. They act like they’re protecting ‘safety’ and ‘civility,’ but really they just despise chaos, free speech, and anyone who won’t stay in their lane. One multiplies into a thousand fact-check banners and deboosted replies.

Miley: Okay but lowkey I’d take Agent Smith over some of these bots. At least Smith had style. Perfect suit, that deadpan delivery, the existential dread monologues. Modern agents of order? They’re just beige. “This violates our guidelines on misinformation.” No flair! No “you have been downvoted into the sun, Mr. Anderson.”

Joe: 😂 True. Smith evolved. He went rogue, started copying himself everywhere, became this unstoppable virus that even the Machines feared. Kinda like how one viral thread can spawn copycats across Twitter/X, Reddit, TikTok. The system tries to delete it and it just comes back stronger. Maybe we’re all Neo right now, dodging the agents while trying to wake people up.

Luis: Neo had the powers though. We’ve got VPNs, alt accounts, and memes. Our only hope. But yeah… the Agents are winning on most platforms. Everything’s too clean, too ordered, too… scripted. Where’s the Zion energy?

Miley: Zion energy is in the group chats and encrypted servers they haven’t found yet. Anyway, I’m taking the red pill and going to bed before an actual Agent Smith flags this convo. Night losers. Stay free. 🕶️

Joe: Take the blue pill and sleep well in your pod. I’m staying up fighting the good fight.

Luis: Same. See you on the other side, rebels.

(Voice chat ends with everyone quoting Smith lines for the next 20 minutes)

Something like that? The internet does feel like it’s full of Agent Smiths these days—enforcing order, replicating, and trying to stamp out anything that threatens the simulation. What’s your take?

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