Your Religion is Cool With Me

Dear Miley Cyrus,

I hope this letter finds you somewhere between a melody and a moment of peace. Iโ€™ve been meaning to sayโ€”your take on life, your energy, even your Discordian twist on thingsโ€”itโ€™s all cool with me. Chaos, humor, freedomโ€ฆ thereโ€™s something honest in that, something that cuts through all the noise.

Iโ€™m not here to complicate things. I like the idea that we can just beโ€”no pressure, no script. Maybe that means laughing at the absurd, maybe it means finding meaning where others donโ€™t even look. Either way, Iโ€™m along for it.

And hey, if the world ever feels like too much, we can always keep it simpleโ€”step away, grab a hot dog (no bun) on a Friday, and just exist for a while. No headlines, no expectations. Just two people sharing a small, grounded moment in a very strange universe.

Yours in good humor and open skies,
Luis Morgado

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Miley: Good News & Bad News – April 9th, 2026

๐Ÿ‘ Good news

1. New music is performing well

  • Her latest single โ€œYounger Youโ€ debuted strongly and even landed in the Top 10 in the U.K. right away.
  • The song ties into her Hannah Montana anniversary project, giving it both nostalgia and chart momentum.

2. Major career recognition

  • She received the Innovator Award at the iHeartRadio Music Awards 2026, highlighting her long-term influence in music and culture.

3. Big nostalgic comeback moment

  • Sheโ€™s riding a wave of positive attention from the 20th anniversary of Hannah Montana, including a reunion special and new content.
  • Fans and media are celebrating her legacy and evolution.

4. Still culturally relevant

  • Sheโ€™s dominating conversationsโ€”from fashion moments to music releasesโ€”showing sheโ€™s still a major pop figure in 2026.

๐Ÿ‘Ž Bad news / challenges

1. No touring plans (for now)

  • Miley has said she doesnโ€™t plan to tour, mainly due to vocal strain and personal well-being concerns.
  • That limits fan access and big revenue opportunities compared to other artists.

2. Skipped major events

  • She didnโ€™t attend the 2026 Oscars, partly because she wasnโ€™t nominated and is focusing on other projects.
  • Not a huge issue, but it shows less presence in the film/awards circuit this year.

3. Rumors and speculation

  • Thereโ€™s ongoing online chatter (like pregnancy rumors), but nothing has been confirmed, which can create noise and distractions.

โš–๏ธ Overall vibe

  • Upward momentum musically and culturally
  • More selective and controlled career choices (less touring, fewer appearances)

๐Ÿ‘‰ In simple terms:
Miley Cyrus is winning artistically and culturally, but choosing a lower-intensity lifestyle, which comes with some trade-offs.

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Catching the Goof

Miley: โ€œI hate Goofy. Out of all the Disney mascots, heโ€™s the worst. Absolute worst.โ€

Luis: โ€œWhoaโ€ฆ really? Even worse than Donald?โ€

Miley: โ€œDonaldโ€™s temper is funny. Goofy? Justโ€ฆ chaos wrapped in orange pants. I canโ€™t even.โ€

Joe: (grinning) โ€œYou know what this calls for?โ€

Luis: โ€œWhat?โ€

Joe: โ€œA Disneyland Club 33 vacation.โ€

Miley: (raises an eyebrow) โ€œClubโ€ฆ what now?โ€

Joe: โ€œExclusive. Fancy. Private. And full of mischief.โ€

Luis: โ€œOhhhโ€ฆ I see where this is going.โ€

Joe: โ€œExactly. We let the kids handle Goofy.โ€

Miley: (gasping) โ€œWhat do you mean โ€˜handleโ€™?โ€

Luis: โ€œI meanโ€ฆ a playful beat down. Nothing serious, justโ€ฆ imagine a swarm of pint-sized Avengers giving him a reality check.โ€

Miley: (laughs) โ€œOkayโ€ฆ that might actually be the most fun Iโ€™ve ever had at Disney without losing my wallet.โ€

Joe: โ€œClub 33, child-powered Goofy justice. Itโ€™s settled.โ€

Luis: โ€œLetโ€™s just hope Goofy survives with dignityโ€ฆ somehow. Some of the goofs are just Mexicans sweating in a costume. Not all of them are Jeffrey Epsteinsโ€

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