Miley: โI hate Goofy. Out of all the Disney mascots, heโs the worst. Absolute worst.โ
Luis: โWhoaโฆ really? Even worse than Donald?โ
Miley: โDonaldโs temper is funny. Goofy? Justโฆ chaos wrapped in orange pants. I canโt even.โ
Joe: (grinning) โYou know what this calls for?โ
Luis: โWhat?โ
Joe: โA Disneyland Club 33 vacation.โ
Miley: (raises an eyebrow) โClubโฆ what now?โ
Joe: โExclusive. Fancy. Private. And full of mischief.โ
Luis: โOhhhโฆ I see where this is going.โ
Joe: โExactly. We let the kids handle Goofy.โ
Miley: (gasping) โWhat do you mean โhandleโ?โ
Luis: โI meanโฆ a playful beat down. Nothing serious, justโฆ imagine a swarm of pint-sized Avengers giving him a reality check.โ
Miley: (laughs) โOkayโฆ that might actually be the most fun Iโve ever had at Disney without losing my wallet.โ
Joe: โClub 33, child-powered Goofy justice. Itโs settled.โ
Luis: โLetโs just hope Goofy survives with dignityโฆ somehow. Some of the goofs are just Mexicans sweating in a costume. Not all of them are Jeffrey Epsteinsโ


